September 10, 2011

Mazz Quotes

Arnold (on pool): You beat me like I was a red-headed stepchild

September 8, 2011

On the Afterlife

Tull: I know there is a special place in hell for me. It's like, heller than hell

September 1, 2011

Nuclear Scientist

Me: ...and then you'll pound the shit outta her? i seriously think you should, just because it would be hilarious
Tull: i pity the fool though. and she won't keep her mouth shut
Me: what are you, mr. t? of course she won't
Tull: and that's a problem
Me: ergo it'll be hilarious
Tull: because i want to marry rita. and have 7 kids with her, 4 girls, 2 boys, and 1 it. and it like this