Tavern Patron: My apocalypse plan is I'm gonna die. And I might as well take some of y'all with me...because I'm a Christian, and I know where I'm goin' when I die - I'm goin' to hell.
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TP: I was retarded when I was a kid...I'm like a retard who knows math...then I met some knuckleheads...they were good good people but they wouldn't let you smoke in the house...ZOLOFT up in Oak Cliff...I got my driver's license a year early...she divorced me on the day I got my sentence and I give her props because she could've divorced me much much earlier...tighter than fish pussy...ill cut your throat as soon as I see ya and I won't piss and shit on myself after I do it...I'm quick to stab anybody, to shoot anybody...I catch you drinkin' a beer, eatin' some chicken wings, and I'll slit your throat...you could be a two headed four hundred pound bulldog but if you go home with me then God bless ya.
