Nuclear Logic

Anya told me my hair looks terrible so I told Ksenia that she looks like a chuchelo. - Piglet

Doodle: How much?
Surfer: I'm priceless.
Doodle: So you're worthless.
Surfer: WHAT?!
Doodle: If you have no price, nobody can buy you.
Surfer: Yes...
Doodle: If nobody can buy you, then you cannot serve a purpose to anyone. With no purpose, you have no value.
Surfer: Okay...oh! Oh...
Zoran: That is actually a good point --
Surfer: Shut up, Zoran.

Free on nights and weekends with no discernible skill,
Can't tell if you're a consultant or my cell phone bill.
-The Leveraged Sell-Out

WFFu

"I will totally install all the shit I have on my computer at work onto iPhone and hook it up to giant TV screens at Fu, enraging all the douchebags insisting on watching golf while pounding piss beer." - Tull

Also...

"Do you have any construction sites near your home?"

The Plan: Construction Workers -> Doctors -> Construction Doctors -> Zoran (Oct. 31st)

Derek's Birthday

The Dream

Derek: "Doodle, you can't just go behind the bar and start pouring yourself drinks!"

Doodle: "It's okay, Poodle said she doesn't mind."

Derek: "That's right, I keep forgetting that her name is no longer Sophia. Keep pouring, and pour me one too. You are the greatest bartender ever, we are hiring you."

Arun: "Yes, I agree. Tony, look!"

Tony: "Nsf*$kv s@/%bsvd uuuuuuu..."

Arun: "Exactly."

The Action

Stripper, 2 years MIA, flies out of a cab upon seeing HFAs. She has changed professions but not nicknames. Tull proceeds to address her as "Stripper" repeatedly.

We ask Theo for Johnnie Blue, her mind is entirely blown. Nearly dies fetching the bottle which has not been touched in two years. Since last time.

Tull gets pissed that angry balls cost money ("That was fucking bullshit dude!"), Poodle smears clown paint everywhere, Zoran's concussion causes him to forget everything he has told me - and repeat it word for word.