Phil's Friends

"I was not drinking much but my best friend's girlfriend was acting like a cunt so I called her a cunt. My best friend said 'don't call her that' and I responded 'but she's being a cunt and if you talk to me like that I will slap you' so he shoved me a bit and I slapped him. My other friends surrounded me, told me I was drunk and told me to go home. So basically I don't have friends in Paris anymore."

- Phil

Grievances

Myers' Podcast

"I think I need to ramp up the horribly offensive content to somewhere between a liberal arts major getting cat called and an abortion performed in a southern baptist church." - Myers