November 24, 2015

Departmental Review: Comments Section

This year's "how are we doing?" employee survey included a comments section, which I answered as honestly as possible.

Communications with senior leaders are less clear than with group leaders because the former are delivered through sub-group leaders, which often results in a game of broken telephone whereby a sub-group leader can answer WHAT must be produced but is blind to the intent of the deliverable. Another bottleneck is decision making which is portrayed as a socratic process but is highly prone to managers' personal feelings and emotions especially in critical situations - as a result, an authoritarian, and at times irrational and unprofessional, command line is established.

November 11, 2015

Historical Quotes Part 1

"'Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.' - Abraham Lincoln" - Jason South

November 10, 2015

OJ Rant

OJ should be the opposite of a morning drink... you drink it before you brush your teeth and it's super acidic. You try after and you have minty acid with a hint of orange. At that state it's more color than flavor. Orange as a color has no designated emotion. So orange in the morning should be emotionless but it's not... it's just angry (bc of the acid, mint, nothing) vs nothing. I hate lying liquids!!!!
- Beavis

November 9, 2015

Rummy Adventures

Playing rummy with drunk Troll. His turn to discard. 
Beavis: "Matthew, where are your cards?"
Troll: "They're at home!"