June 7, 2013

Bottle Opener: a Zoran Story

So yesterday around 8 Zoran steals Disaster's bottle opener and hides it under one of those Patron mats on the bar. I Ferrari to Trader for a few drinks and return around 10. Zoran is completely shitfaced yelling, "I swear to god I don't know where it is, maybe I dropped it," as he keeps searching on the floor. So I return the opener to Disaster. Zoran never figured out what happened.

-Tull