Crustacean Obsessives of MS

Overheard at MS: "So it's graduation next Saturday and I'm thinking of giving him a pink tie with cocktail shrimp imprinted on it. Do you think he already has one?"

Egypt at Work

"Guys, I just, like, found out that Egypt was a real place. Our waiter was Egyptian and he was like, 'yeah, I'm from Egypt.' I didn't know it was a real place, I thought it was just, like, pyramids and shit."