The Thursday Realization

I realized how much of a retard I was just now as I was slamming oversized shits fu trying to figure out if should continue slamming them here for basically free or go to trader and slam shits for basically free there or go to rebel and slam shits there for basically free all while I was thinking how cool it would be if you, mami and I wore pink shirts while taking a helicopter to saint tropez and tagged timati in a Facebook post that said "in a chopper, blasting timati. Welcome to saint tropez" while subconsciously understanding that people of my age worry about wifes and kids and mortgages and other useless shit.

-Tull

Hi Kidd. Thanks for the Tuesday morning dubstep.

In the Guardian newspaper February 24, 2006, Karl Hyde said: "We used to go out drinking in Soho and I ended up in the Ship on Wardour Street. All the lyrics were written on that night. A drunk sees the world in fragments and I wanted to recreate that. I was inspired by Lou Reed's New York album and Sam Shepard's Motel Chronicles. I was into flash photography as well, so I was walking around Soho with a notebook and camera, just observing things. In those days I'd open the book whenever a musical idea inspired me. Rick [Smith] came up with a rhythm and I started singing over it. The vocals were done in one take. When I lost my place, I'd repeat the same line; that's why it goes, 'lager, lager, lager, lager.' The first time we played it live, people raised their lager cans and I was horrified because I was still deep into alcoholism. It was never meant to be a drinking anthem; it was a cry for help. Now I don't mind. Why Born Slippy? It was a greyhound we won money on."

But ignore all that. Here! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SezoGW_z9w0

...and here

And the rest of this place is for your perusing entertainment.

Other People Having Experiences Incorrectly

Nova Goes to the Museum

"Actually I rode on a tank in CT at a military museum. It was badass. Some veteran working there basically chugged a Bud Light, chucked the can then asked if I wanted to go for a ride on a working tank.

He then proceeded to slam on the gas and I was holding onto the outside of the tank for dear life as he sped across the museum property at 25 mph."

-Nova

Paul Graham

"When people are bad at math, they know it, because they get the wrong answers on tests. But when people are bad at open-mindedness they don't know it. In fact they tend to think the opposite. Remember, it's the nature of fashion to be invisible. It wouldn't work otherwise. Fashion doesn't seem like fashion to someone in the grip of it. It just seems like the right thing to do. It's only by looking from a distance that we see oscillations in people's idea of the right thing to do, and can identify them as fashions."

- Paul Graham

Hat Season

-Dude how's my hair?

-Fix it! Fix it immediately, you look like a fucking Hitler!