Believing in Marriage

Brad to E Person:

"Do I believe in marriage? Do you know that 50% of all marriages fail? That's half! What if I knew that half the time I went to eat a cheeseburger I would get kicked in the balls. Do you think I would believe in eating cheeseburgers then?"

MazzMare

I had this nightmare this morning that Mazzy's got turned into a Persian nightclub/restaurant. It was mortifying I woke up in cold sweat and immediately went on Facebook to make sure it was just a dream