Hasids at Work

Levi to Tuli: "How many kids do you have now, 26?"

Levi on commuting: "Yesterday I fell asleep on the highway and some nice driver woke me up with his horn. New Yorkers look out for each other."

Levi: "I'm having a bad day."
Tuli: "You mean a Ritani day."

DPRK and Trump

"It's like...North Korea was this wonderful place under Obama and the 10 presidents before him. Thank this guy who's just like Hitler--I mean JUST LIKE HIM--steals an election with the help of the KGB and some autistic steel workers who like memes and then suddenly North Korea has famine and Gulags. See what happens when you elect people just like Hitler?"

- Douglas