Zoran narrated the following last night: "i dont want to drink, i dont want to eat, i didnt eat in 2 days now, and i feel fine, and i was playing chess all day yesterday, had maybe 20 drinks, and next thing i know im with this dude that i play chess sometimes, and we are in the cab, and its 5am, and hes on the phone trying to find us some hookers, and hes still on the phone when we get to his place somewhere in brooklyn, and then he passes out in the middle of the conversation, so i find his cat and start fighting with it. and then i wake up in the bed with him. fucking insanity"
July 20, 2012
July 17, 2012
FB Photo Q's
From OC with Tull:
So, I have a few questions about the three photos you threw on the Facebook...
1) Where did you steal that dog? Is that E's? Why are you now sleeping with dogs?
2) Who is that blonde? Why is she holding an ugly drawing of Brad Pitt? And what was the probability of smuggling that gentleman into the same picture with the blonde?
3) Is that really your dad? Why does he look like Marlon Brando in Godfather? Is that the Kidd place? And how many people got out of that place alive?
So, I have a few questions about the three photos you threw on the Facebook...
1) Where did you steal that dog? Is that E's? Why are you now sleeping with dogs?
2) Who is that blonde? Why is she holding an ugly drawing of Brad Pitt? And what was the probability of smuggling that gentleman into the same picture with the blonde?
3) Is that really your dad? Why does he look like Marlon Brando in Godfather? Is that the Kidd place? And how many people got out of that place alive?
July 6, 2012
Adam's Street Art
This is Adams "street art". He found a board and a brick and made it art.
He then proceeded to balance on said art and proclaim "this is why I don't get pulled over driving drunk"
- the waitress
He then proceeded to balance on said art and proclaim "this is why I don't get pulled over driving drunk"
- the waitress
July 5, 2012
Independence Eve Recount
So basically where do I start? And the possibilities are endless. We can do with me wanting to bang drunk babyface, or we could do with Franco wanting to kill everyone, we could also try arun discussing my sex life in front of a prostitute, or perhaps a random Mexican dude yelling at me, in the restroom, how he wanted to kill somebody and then getting punched in the face by some nerd at fu and some random strippers helping him out, and then him coming back to fight with the bouncer. We could do all that, or I could simply say that I am preposterously tired, and that hfa is out.
- Tull
- Tull
According to Zoran
"According to Zoran who conducted this experiment, you can get so shitfaced that the next morning you will feel like you are on LSD. Direct quote, 'Oh my god, the buildings are melting.'" - HFA
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