April 17, 2012
Midget 2 Speaks of E Person
Well that's just awful. I thought she was so nice even though I never could entertain a conversation with her about anything other than her friend's dead mom, sex and you treating her like shit.
April 16, 2012
Pteradactyl's Occurrence
I've noticed a very odd occurrence
when I was taking the R train to work earlier this week, I noticed a dude in a seat slumped against the wall with a chick slumped on top of him, they were both sleeping
when we got to 57th street, the chick awoke and scurried off of the subway, leaving the dude there
when we reached 42nd street, he too arose and walked out of the subway, looking extremely hung over
I didn't think much of it
but today, as I rode the R, I saw the same couple, slumped on top of each other in the same seat
and upon reaching 57th street, she whispered "I love you, that was a good cuddle, see you tonight", kissed him, and scurried away
he didn't respond
he slowly sat up, again looking completely destroyed, pulled out an iPod, and walked out at 42nd street
One of the weirdest repeat occurrences I've ever seen
when I was taking the R train to work earlier this week, I noticed a dude in a seat slumped against the wall with a chick slumped on top of him, they were both sleeping
when we got to 57th street, the chick awoke and scurried off of the subway, leaving the dude there
when we reached 42nd street, he too arose and walked out of the subway, looking extremely hung over
I didn't think much of it
but today, as I rode the R, I saw the same couple, slumped on top of each other in the same seat
and upon reaching 57th street, she whispered "I love you, that was a good cuddle, see you tonight", kissed him, and scurried away
he didn't respond
he slowly sat up, again looking completely destroyed, pulled out an iPod, and walked out at 42nd street
One of the weirdest repeat occurrences I've ever seen
A Dream Relayed
[in the words of Tull]
so let me tell you about my dream
basically for some reason rob and i board a train to god knows where, 2 hours later i start panicking because i need to go back, so he yells - you see that ridge, once you cross it thats pocanos, you can never go back. your best chance is to board that train. he points and there are elevated tracks about 500 feet up with no fucking platform and a narrow ladder leading up and people just hop on the train as it speeds by at like 150 miles an hour. so i say - fuck that, ill take the local, and predictably its just departing the station which is on the ground. so i go outside to look at the station, the doors behind me get locked and i realize that next train is at 22:59, and i need to meet franco at fu at 10. so i start walking and searching for a cab - all cabs are either taken or off duty and for some reason they all drive perpendicular to streets
finally i get to some ghetto neighborhood that resembles the ghetto i used to live in, i observe some dude on a levitating machine run over another dude than stash his body in his car and speed away as some random black children try to lead me somewhere. i continue walking, then i see manhattan far away and theres a goddamn mushroom cloud above it and shit. so i walk back to the ghetto neighborhood and for some reason professor is there. she tells me that shes heading to barbies for a sleepover and i realize that they are both lesbians. somehow i see barbie at her place and shes being very dramatic and yelling "but i dont want professor here" and waving her arms
and theres some sort of a blast and next thing i know im on a train somewhere in the open - just fields and trees, and the train has no cars, its just like a platform on the wheels. and my mother is there and she is wondering - so if the stock of this beer producing company is at 56c, and i can recycle the bottle for 10c, how can we profit from this? for some reason the best explanation that comes to mind is CDS, so i try to explain it to her
and then the goddamn alarm clock goes off and i realize that i need therapy
so let me tell you about my dream
basically for some reason rob and i board a train to god knows where, 2 hours later i start panicking because i need to go back, so he yells - you see that ridge, once you cross it thats pocanos, you can never go back. your best chance is to board that train. he points and there are elevated tracks about 500 feet up with no fucking platform and a narrow ladder leading up and people just hop on the train as it speeds by at like 150 miles an hour. so i say - fuck that, ill take the local, and predictably its just departing the station which is on the ground. so i go outside to look at the station, the doors behind me get locked and i realize that next train is at 22:59, and i need to meet franco at fu at 10. so i start walking and searching for a cab - all cabs are either taken or off duty and for some reason they all drive perpendicular to streets
finally i get to some ghetto neighborhood that resembles the ghetto i used to live in, i observe some dude on a levitating machine run over another dude than stash his body in his car and speed away as some random black children try to lead me somewhere. i continue walking, then i see manhattan far away and theres a goddamn mushroom cloud above it and shit. so i walk back to the ghetto neighborhood and for some reason professor is there. she tells me that shes heading to barbies for a sleepover and i realize that they are both lesbians. somehow i see barbie at her place and shes being very dramatic and yelling "but i dont want professor here" and waving her arms
and theres some sort of a blast and next thing i know im on a train somewhere in the open - just fields and trees, and the train has no cars, its just like a platform on the wheels. and my mother is there and she is wondering - so if the stock of this beer producing company is at 56c, and i can recycle the bottle for 10c, how can we profit from this? for some reason the best explanation that comes to mind is CDS, so i try to explain it to her
and then the goddamn alarm clock goes off and i realize that i need therapy
April 10, 2012
Ducking Fuck
Now i got kicked our of a Mexican party for veil f too white. I fucked two guys up but still got taken out fucking security on hire asswipes.
Thankfully I did break two Noreen and a ribcage. I for my own ducked a little bit the guy slammed me hard but fick his ducking fuck o slammed his face into the ground 12 trikes till he was broken and bled all over the fucking place he definitely owes me another shoes hello buddy your gossamb fuckinf Bose and cheek are missin.
Thankfully I did break two Noreen and a ribcage. I for my own ducked a little bit the guy slammed me hard but fick his ducking fuck o slammed his face into the ground 12 trikes till he was broken and bled all over the fucking place he definitely owes me another shoes hello buddy your gossamb fuckinf Bose and cheek are missin.
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