February 29, 2016
February 26, 2016
Juan Martinez
Girl: "I'd like a bourbon...and a shot of tequila...and..."
Juan: "...and one Martinez!"
Cheerleader Convention
"You know what I love about all the 13 year olds walking all over downtown?"
A silence ensues.
"Their MOTHERS."
- Jeff
February 14, 2016
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