The DLaw way is very serious. The DLaw way is not to be trifled with. And if anybody's getting made fun of for the DLaw way, it's you - for not being the DLaw way.
Become a trader, make some money, rent a townhouse, join a band... and you'll have only seen the tip of the DLaw iceberg.
Now get ready to party. Blaze. Do a line. Send everyone you know the same text message. Ignore all responses but one involving a proximal destination. Blaze. Change your Hermes shirt, Ferragamo pants, and Gucci loafers for serious stoner threads. Beanie: check. Hipster scarf: check. Torn jeans: check. Six year old sneakers: of course! Check! Do a line. Blaze.
Arrive after 1am. Beast a G&T. Subtly deride everyone... for not being the DLaw way. Do shots, but with a crowd that is clearly inebriated. Hit the bathroom. Do a line. Beast a G&T. Alternate grinding and forcibly making out with a female.
Invite everybody to your place! Blaze. Pound a beer. Do a line. Attempt to sleep with female. Experience squishy noodle syndrome. Pull on red Flinstones PJs. Sleep to DLaw another day.
Become a trader, make some money, rent a townhouse, join a band... and you'll have only seen the tip of the DLaw iceberg.
Now get ready to party. Blaze. Do a line. Send everyone you know the same text message. Ignore all responses but one involving a proximal destination. Blaze. Change your Hermes shirt, Ferragamo pants, and Gucci loafers for serious stoner threads. Beanie: check. Hipster scarf: check. Torn jeans: check. Six year old sneakers: of course! Check! Do a line. Blaze.
Arrive after 1am. Beast a G&T. Subtly deride everyone... for not being the DLaw way. Do shots, but with a crowd that is clearly inebriated. Hit the bathroom. Do a line. Beast a G&T. Alternate grinding and forcibly making out with a female.
Invite everybody to your place! Blaze. Pound a beer. Do a line. Attempt to sleep with female. Experience squishy noodle syndrome. Pull on red Flinstones PJs. Sleep to DLaw another day.
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