February 8, 2011

The DLaw Way

The DLaw way is very serious. The DLaw way is not to be trifled with. And if anybody's getting made fun of for the DLaw way, it's you - for not being the DLaw way.

Become a trader, make some money, rent a townhouse, join a band... and you'll have only seen the tip of the DLaw iceberg.

Now get ready to party. Blaze. Do a line. Send everyone you know the same text message. Ignore all responses but one involving a proximal destination. Blaze. Change your Hermes shirt, Ferragamo pants, and Gucci loafers for serious stoner threads. Beanie: check. Hipster scarf: check. Torn jeans: check. Six year old sneakers: of course! Check! Do a line. Blaze.

Arrive after 1am. Beast a G&T. Subtly deride everyone... for not being the DLaw way. Do shots, but with a crowd that is clearly inebriated. Hit the bathroom. Do a line. Beast a G&T. Alternate grinding and forcibly making out with a female.

Invite everybody to your place! Blaze. Pound a beer. Do a line. Attempt to sleep with female. Experience squishy noodle syndrome. Pull on red Flinstones PJs. Sleep to DLaw another day.

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