April 4, 2011

Lazy Hazy Sunday Texting

Stacks: Uh oh. Dude you're doing that thing again where you're calling be "bro." A surefire indicator of inebriation. You comin in tomorrow?
Tull: Sir, you just said be instead of me which leads me to believe that you either have a retarded phone (to match the owner) or it is you who is inebriated.
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Stacks to Guinness: Seriously though don't have babies. Just don't. That would be like the biggest party foul ever. And if either of us fouls, rule is, we go to Alpha with a hanger and two bottles of tequila. If anyone has the balls to rip a baby out of a uterus it's her.

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