"I have an idea, let's just kill someone. A little bit. Then we'll have a dead brother too."
"Every time I see her tits, I just wanna cut them off."
"Every time I see Olga handle the kitchen knife, I'm like, "Good god, can I marry you."
"When I get to VP I'm gonna have my business card say I work in murders and executions."
"You know what is disturbing? I used to own precisely 7 pairs of socks, and each pair was always matching... Now I own like 20 pairs, and I swear not a single pair matches."
"Every time I see her tits, I just wanna cut them off."
"Every time I see Olga handle the kitchen knife, I'm like, "Good god, can I marry you."
"When I get to VP I'm gonna have my business card say I work in murders and executions."
"You know what is disturbing? I used to own precisely 7 pairs of socks, and each pair was always matching... Now I own like 20 pairs, and I swear not a single pair matches."
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