Tull:
this is fucking ridiculous. there is something of utmost importance that i keep forgetting to tell you, and as i was walking from the station i recalled it again, then promptly forgot.
but in any case...
i turn up at fu at 8 and make small talk with that japanese dude who is in love with olga, and as im clutching my pink shit glass trying to restrain myself from stabbing himself in the face with a straw scotty comes by and goes - dont make anyone cry tonight. then it hits me and i notice the slot machine, and obviosly she decides to come by, grab my hand and tell me - have you noticed anything different? no? my boobs are Ds now! at that point the night starts going to shit because i start pounding drinks frantically, and finally use mr kelly to drive me to brother jimmys while slapping slot machine's only arm. fast forward a few hours, im back at fu, in maria section, and the german goes - so seeeeeth, do you know who was here earliiiiiiier? so i grab a corona, do a facepalm and head downstairs to watch the most pathetic pool game of my life
and that was my fucking fantastic night
this is fucking ridiculous. there is something of utmost importance that i keep forgetting to tell you, and as i was walking from the station i recalled it again, then promptly forgot.
but in any case...
i turn up at fu at 8 and make small talk with that japanese dude who is in love with olga, and as im clutching my pink shit glass trying to restrain myself from stabbing himself in the face with a straw scotty comes by and goes - dont make anyone cry tonight. then it hits me and i notice the slot machine, and obviosly she decides to come by, grab my hand and tell me - have you noticed anything different? no? my boobs are Ds now! at that point the night starts going to shit because i start pounding drinks frantically, and finally use mr kelly to drive me to brother jimmys while slapping slot machine's only arm. fast forward a few hours, im back at fu, in maria section, and the german goes - so seeeeeth, do you know who was here earliiiiiiier? so i grab a corona, do a facepalm and head downstairs to watch the most pathetic pool game of my life
and that was my fucking fantastic night
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