Did I ever tell you about the time I started questioning why I was pissed off all the time and attempted to keep a log of every time I got angry?
I started at 9am and gave up by 11 - it was too time consuming. There were multiple people...
The first person was this dumbass walking in the lobby, or I should say, dumbasses. I hate it when people walk like 3+ people long and walk slower than a goddamn snail. So there's these shitheads taking up the entire width of the frigging lobby and I finally sneak around them.
Then I head towards the ATM and there's this retarded woman trying to open the door by putting her ATM card into the slot upside down. You can tell she's getting all frustrated, like the door should have opened 4 times already. But no, you dumb asshole, read the sign and put the magnetic strip in the right place.
Then I head towards the crosswalk and some jackass decides he needs his lunch really bad he so he runs into the street but has to stop in the middle otherwise he'll get run over. Good job, shithead, you're gonna get your lunch 10 seconds faster now. I know you needed that extra time really bad. Plus, he was walking with a woman and he abandoned her. On the sidewalk. So he's standing in the street looking back at her with this shit eating grin, like, "COME ON WHY DIDN'T YOU RUN WITH ME?" The answer: Cause you're a fucking idiot
So I get to the deli and there's some guy standing outside near the line, and I couldn't really tell if he was in the line or what. I finally realize he's trying to peer over the crowd at the menu. It's like...what the fuck, move over dumbass, get off the line. So I just stepped in front of him cause I honestly couldn't tell if he was in line or what. Good choice I made cause 10 seconds later he jumped in back of me on line, then turned around and ran away. Thanks for being confusing asshole.
So I got my food, start heading back. I'm walking towards my entrance and there's these two jackasses in suits in front of me going in as well, but walking slowly and in no conceivable path. Moving to the right, to the left, to the right again, ignoring one door, then turning around a corner as sharply as humanly possible and nearly running into 2 other people. Fucking dickheads, look around you and stop floating around. Just pick a fucking door.
So I managed to get around them and use a different door, which was really hard to do without colliding with them and their dumb trajectory. I get inside, wait for an elevator. An elevator comes and like 50,000 people run into it so I decide to wait for the next one. A few people wait with me, another elevator comes. 2 people go in and I follow. One of the people pushes her floor button and just stands right in front of the buttons. Like, with her face in the buttons. She was so goddamn close. So whatever, I reached next to her rude stupid head and pushed my floor. But really, the elevator is empty - push your floor and move the fuck away. And she stood there the whole way up. Why do people do that? Why would you stand in a place that makes you invisible when the doors open.That means if someone is waiting for the elevator they'll mistakenly try to enter before you exit because they can't see you. What a dumbass.
And now I'm back at my desk.
I started at 9am and gave up by 11 - it was too time consuming. There were multiple people...
The first person was this dumbass walking in the lobby, or I should say, dumbasses. I hate it when people walk like 3+ people long and walk slower than a goddamn snail. So there's these shitheads taking up the entire width of the frigging lobby and I finally sneak around them.
Then I head towards the ATM and there's this retarded woman trying to open the door by putting her ATM card into the slot upside down. You can tell she's getting all frustrated, like the door should have opened 4 times already. But no, you dumb asshole, read the sign and put the magnetic strip in the right place.
Then I head towards the crosswalk and some jackass decides he needs his lunch really bad he so he runs into the street but has to stop in the middle otherwise he'll get run over. Good job, shithead, you're gonna get your lunch 10 seconds faster now. I know you needed that extra time really bad. Plus, he was walking with a woman and he abandoned her. On the sidewalk. So he's standing in the street looking back at her with this shit eating grin, like, "COME ON WHY DIDN'T YOU RUN WITH ME?" The answer: Cause you're a fucking idiot
So I get to the deli and there's some guy standing outside near the line, and I couldn't really tell if he was in the line or what. I finally realize he's trying to peer over the crowd at the menu. It's like...what the fuck, move over dumbass, get off the line. So I just stepped in front of him cause I honestly couldn't tell if he was in line or what. Good choice I made cause 10 seconds later he jumped in back of me on line, then turned around and ran away. Thanks for being confusing asshole.
So I got my food, start heading back. I'm walking towards my entrance and there's these two jackasses in suits in front of me going in as well, but walking slowly and in no conceivable path. Moving to the right, to the left, to the right again, ignoring one door, then turning around a corner as sharply as humanly possible and nearly running into 2 other people. Fucking dickheads, look around you and stop floating around. Just pick a fucking door.
So I managed to get around them and use a different door, which was really hard to do without colliding with them and their dumb trajectory. I get inside, wait for an elevator. An elevator comes and like 50,000 people run into it so I decide to wait for the next one. A few people wait with me, another elevator comes. 2 people go in and I follow. One of the people pushes her floor button and just stands right in front of the buttons. Like, with her face in the buttons. She was so goddamn close. So whatever, I reached next to her rude stupid head and pushed my floor. But really, the elevator is empty - push your floor and move the fuck away. And she stood there the whole way up. Why do people do that? Why would you stand in a place that makes you invisible when the doors open.That means if someone is waiting for the elevator they'll mistakenly try to enter before you exit because they can't see you. What a dumbass.
And now I'm back at my desk.
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