February 24, 2014

Made-to-Measure

At My.Suit NYC, friendly metrosexual tailors offer a personable groping and measuring service with a healthy smattering of questions administered whilst pointing at conservative cartoons of soulless well groomed males. A week later, you are graced with newly minted garments.

HFA Hector Shits, Poodle, and PCL Steve step inside where they are greeted by SAM* Tailor.

SAM: "...and sir, when would you like to make an appointment?"
HFA: "I don't give a fuck!"
(SAM suggests 11am Monday)
HFA: "No, this is when I typically go to the bar."
PCL: "Could we check out your ties?"
SAM: "Our ties are all really shitty."
HFA: "Smoke?"

*Disambiguation: SAM = small Asian man

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