This is an exhaustive inventory of the things that I would take with me if I were to "clear out my desk". All of these items currently reside either on my desk or in my file cabinet.
Tiki god
Creepy clown
Red sunglasses
Plastic BA airplane
Nail clipper
Nat Shermans cigar
Vitamins
Electric razor
Nail clipper
Hair wax
Cologne
Books (2)
Old black leather bag
Blue carabiner
Industrial combo lock
Pliers
Oversized umbrella
Mechanical keyboard
Sriracha
Kettle of Fish matches
"Reserved" sign
Thankfully all of the above (save for the plastic airplane and oversized umbrella) would fit in the old black bag. The airplane was a gift from a flamboyant coworker, and the umbrella - $4.97 at Home Depot. Easy come, easy go.
Tiki god
Creepy clown
Red sunglasses
Plastic BA airplane
Nail clipper
Nat Shermans cigar
Vitamins
Electric razor
Nail clipper
Hair wax
Cologne
Books (2)
Old black leather bag
Blue carabiner
Industrial combo lock
Pliers
Oversized umbrella
Mechanical keyboard
Sriracha
Kettle of Fish matches
"Reserved" sign
Thankfully all of the above (save for the plastic airplane and oversized umbrella) would fit in the old black bag. The airplane was a gift from a flamboyant coworker, and the umbrella - $4.97 at Home Depot. Easy come, easy go.
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