HFA's Monkey Encounter

So I bumped into a sweaty monkey man in a bandana last night. He proceed to read out loud a chapter from his "blog" - a tiny notebook with a bunch of terrible handwriting in it. The chapter was about monkey man waking up and hanging out at snoop dogs place. The monkey plan is to go viral and sell each chapter for $1.50 to every single citizen of the U.S. He estimated the population to be at 2 million.