September 3, 2015

HFA at Work

When the shitload of Indian people start congregating behind my back yelling at the computer screen about dates and how their SQL only runs under certain conditions I start yelling obscenities at my computer and beating the shit out of my keyboard (which so far has survived for 6 years and change). Sadly I can no longer yell "cunt" because I have a woman two seats to the left and one row in front. And she is blonde.
When she giggles I want to slam the bottle of tequila I have in my drawer over her head. 

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