February 25, 2017

Phil's Friends

"I was not drinking much but my best friend's girlfriend was acting like a cunt so I called her a cunt. My best friend said 'don't call her that' and I responded 'but she's being a cunt and if you talk to me like that I will slap you' so he shoved me a bit and I slapped him. My other friends surrounded me, told me I was drunk and told me to go home. So basically I don't have friends in Paris anymore."

- Phil

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