June 21, 2017

Hasids at Work

Levi to Tuli: "How many kids do you have now, 26?"

Levi on commuting: "Yesterday I fell asleep on the highway and some nice driver woke me up with his horn. New Yorkers look out for each other."

Levi: "I'm having a bad day."
Tuli: "You mean a Ritani day."

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