D: If a tidal wave hit Miami, there'd be a thousand bodies floating tits-up from all the silicone.
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Me: ARCH models - autoregressive co...
Czech: I'M AUTOREGRESSIVE!
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Michelin: This guy - he's solid. He's a great guy.
Rio: Do you know him?
Michelin: Do I know him? He's like family! The Firm! We're all family.
Me: What group do you work with?
Michelin: Origination.
Me: Hat's off to you, sir.
Michelin: No, no, it's not that cool.
Me (shaking his hand, eye contact, dramatic pause): Underwriters are pimps.
Michelin (snapping to the bar): Shots!
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Dudester1: Bro! What the fuck are you doing with my girl!
Dudester2: BRO. SHE IS NOT YOUR GIRL. SHE IS MINE AND SHE IS BRAZILIAN AND I WILL TAKE HER HOME AND FUCK HER TILL SHE SCREAMS WHILE YOU ENJOY YOUR MANGO DAIQUIRI AND YOUR MARLIN PRINT TIE AND YOUR SUB-PAR GAME. CHEERS.
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Czech: I am the grandest man in the land!
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Me: ARCH models - autoregressive co...
Czech: I'M AUTOREGRESSIVE!
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Michelin: This guy - he's solid. He's a great guy.
Rio: Do you know him?
Michelin: Do I know him? He's like family! The Firm! We're all family.
Me: What group do you work with?
Michelin: Origination.
Me: Hat's off to you, sir.
Michelin: No, no, it's not that cool.
Me (shaking his hand, eye contact, dramatic pause): Underwriters are pimps.
Michelin (snapping to the bar): Shots!
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Dudester1: Bro! What the fuck are you doing with my girl!
Dudester2: BRO. SHE IS NOT YOUR GIRL. SHE IS MINE AND SHE IS BRAZILIAN AND I WILL TAKE HER HOME AND FUCK HER TILL SHE SCREAMS WHILE YOU ENJOY YOUR MANGO DAIQUIRI AND YOUR MARLIN PRINT TIE AND YOUR SUB-PAR GAME. CHEERS.
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Czech: I am the grandest man in the land!
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