1. Don't ruin the bar: no exes, no muumuus, no pieces, no vomit, no juiceheads, and absolutely no Lady Gaga
2. Shit fades: that time you made out with the midget, fell off a stool, slept on the pool table, and proposed to your 6th grade girlfriend on the phone - yeah, nobody gave a damn after a week
3. If it's DTF, F it: this is self-explanatory to any moron; please use discretion
2. Shit fades: that time you made out with the midget, fell off a stool, slept on the pool table, and proposed to your 6th grade girlfriend on the phone - yeah, nobody gave a damn after a week
3. If it's DTF, F it: this is self-explanatory to any moron; please use discretion
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