Tull: I have figured out a perfect way to pick up chicks, and it goes something like this...
- Befriend an ex-drug dealer at a random shitty bar
- Ensure that he has a corvette
- Pound shots with him continuously
- Randomly dtop by the said shitty bar when he is eating a steak with a very drunk irish blonde
- Grab a steak knife, admire it verbally, then wave it around frantically
- Done
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