October 13, 2011

A Single Man's Guide

Tull: I have figured out a perfect way to pick up chicks, and it goes something like this...
  • Befriend an ex-drug dealer at a random shitty bar
  • Ensure that he has a corvette
  • Pound shots with him continuously
  • Randomly dtop by the said shitty bar when he is eating a steak with a very drunk irish blonde
  • Grab a steak knife, admire it verbally, then wave it around frantically
  • Done

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