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so i just found out the girl who has been sheepishly flirting with me is totally my friend's mistress. however the world remains in balance as also last night i was approached by a curious lady who had a...
1) massive rack
2) husband 2 feet away challenging me to arm wrestling, pool, darts, drinking
3) claims to be leaving husband within next 3 days, has conveniently taken time off work for this, does not have an apartment yet. if this is true, then you know she's responsible because she also has...
4) two kids!
5) and a big yellow tattoo of a koi fish with asian characters
also, as the trend has most recently been, she works in the....
6) service industry!
oh and did i forget to mention the...
7) massive rack
i think i'm beginning to understand why guys don't go to dive bars to meet women
so i just found out the girl who has been sheepishly flirting with me is totally my friend's mistress. however the world remains in balance as also last night i was approached by a curious lady who had a...
1) massive rack
2) husband 2 feet away challenging me to arm wrestling, pool, darts, drinking
3) claims to be leaving husband within next 3 days, has conveniently taken time off work for this, does not have an apartment yet. if this is true, then you know she's responsible because she also has...
4) two kids!
5) and a big yellow tattoo of a koi fish with asian characters
also, as the trend has most recently been, she works in the....
6) service industry!
oh and did i forget to mention the...
7) massive rack
i think i'm beginning to understand why guys don't go to dive bars to meet women
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