to make the story short:
i get to fu early, bunch of random people join us, me and professor pound budlights, nabi gets shitfaced on gin/tonics, guy almost breaks his hand clapping and slamming it against the bar, i destroy my phone, giants win, we decide to head to rebel, nabi drives me and professor, does a fantastic job parallel parking at 45 degree angle to the curb, we get more shitfaced, ill get to the shitshow at rebel in a bit, nabi drives us to trader, i dont remember what happened but apparently we were pounding shots, professor and i share a cab, make out, cabbie gets lost in queens and blames it on us "being too busy" to give him directions
so now rebel:
basically we settle in, its professor, me, this kid that works around fu, guy and his friends
enter denny
basically he is so shitfaced hes kind of like leaning against the bar shaking all over and trying to signal for shots, his tongue is hanging out and hes panting and making these licking expressions towards professor from like 20 feet away, then he walks over and tries to grab her and bite her, this goes on for a good 20 minutes. finally a whole bunch of giants fan from the table behind us walk over to me and go - hey, that creep is bothering your girl, we feel kind of bad, let us buy you a few drinks
so basically i was drinking for free for the rest of the night
i get to fu early, bunch of random people join us, me and professor pound budlights, nabi gets shitfaced on gin/tonics, guy almost breaks his hand clapping and slamming it against the bar, i destroy my phone, giants win, we decide to head to rebel, nabi drives me and professor, does a fantastic job parallel parking at 45 degree angle to the curb, we get more shitfaced, ill get to the shitshow at rebel in a bit, nabi drives us to trader, i dont remember what happened but apparently we were pounding shots, professor and i share a cab, make out, cabbie gets lost in queens and blames it on us "being too busy" to give him directions
so now rebel:
basically we settle in, its professor, me, this kid that works around fu, guy and his friends
enter denny
basically he is so shitfaced hes kind of like leaning against the bar shaking all over and trying to signal for shots, his tongue is hanging out and hes panting and making these licking expressions towards professor from like 20 feet away, then he walks over and tries to grab her and bite her, this goes on for a good 20 minutes. finally a whole bunch of giants fan from the table behind us walk over to me and go - hey, that creep is bothering your girl, we feel kind of bad, let us buy you a few drinks
so basically i was drinking for free for the rest of the night
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