October 2, 2013

Found: Crumpled Letterhead

Rummaging through a drawer I came upon an extensively crumpled sheet of paper containing the following legible excerpts:
  1. She was babbling too much so I focused only on important words like "truck" and "food."
  2. I was walking the Poodle to meet Bunny and Neanderthal.
  3. That sounds like a lot of people are engaging in bestiality.
  4. Maybe Poodle is correct. One day I might just lose it and take natural selection into my own hands.
  5. Call me back ASAP dude. Me and Bunny are planning to go up the hatch. And we need another idiot.
  6. Too many gay barbacks here.
  7. Thank god god invented goddamn alcohol.
  8. The best birthday present would be putting her out of her misery.
  9. Scratch is either already drunk or still drunk.

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