Rummaging through a drawer I came upon an extensively crumpled sheet of paper containing the following legible excerpts:
- She was babbling too much so I focused only on important words like "truck" and "food."
- I was walking the Poodle to meet Bunny and Neanderthal.
- That sounds like a lot of people are engaging in bestiality.
- Maybe Poodle is correct. One day I might just lose it and take natural selection into my own hands.
- Call me back ASAP dude. Me and Bunny are planning to go up the hatch. And we need another idiot.
- Too many gay barbacks here.
- Thank god god invented goddamn alcohol.
- The best birthday present would be putting her out of her misery.
- Scratch is either already drunk or still drunk.
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