Tull, while at...
his parents': Sobering up was devastating.
the bar: Hurry the fuck up before I get married to more people.
work: You know that we are probably going to get shitfaced tonight and decide to shave 512 sheep inside of a turbine of a 747 that is being flown on autopilot to North Korea. Why on autopilot you might ask? Well, because we stole it and are too busy shaving goddamn sheep.
home: Our mission in life is to turn the other 6 billion perfectly normal individuals into shit slamming retards that occasionally raid home depot and go slam shits wearing creative attire.
Zoran, when asked about...
himself: I'm an enigma wrapped in a puzzle.
women: Chickens! They are all chickens!
nothing: Now. Your lips. Let us talk some more about your lips.
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