How I celebrated my birthday:
At 4:35am I spent five minutes outside HFA's door trying to fit a key into keyhole. Once inside I slammed myself into the closet door, dislodging it, and grunted for a bit inside. Then I threw my burger and fries onto the floor, one shoe into the kitchen, another one into the room, lay down and proceeded to eat fries off the floor for a good five minutes. After that I slammed myself into the desk then coffee table, and buried myself between couch pillows. After napping for a few minutes I started yelling in French hysterically. When I woke I was still drunk.
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