"Hilary Clinton is where erections go to die." -Myers
"She works with catholic charities and retarded people which is why I think she can put up with me naked...I'm going to dip my dick in molten plastic before I fuck her." -Myers
"This chick ran a half marathon before our first date...I can run a 1/16th marathon, I'll walk to the bar." -Myers
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