Bathtub Perplexion

Tull:
"sir, your text at 0:35 chicago time read "dude i am fucking perplexed as shot you will need to ask me why later because i will forget to tell you" putting the lack of punctuation aside, what is it?
my first thought was that you finally decided to sleep in your bathtub and was perplexed as to how to fit yourself in that fucking 4feet long space "