Scene I: you and I stand by a water cooler, you stirring a coffee with no cream for longer than necessary, me pouring coffee out and pouring gin in.
You: haha everyone thinks we're sleeping together but we're not, Dallas is stupid people are crazy
Scene II: we're getting Starbucks coffee, you're paying, I'm winking at barista with ear gauges telling him to "hook me up with the good stuff"
You: that was some good sex
Credits roll
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