December 8, 2016

Happy Hour Rap

Ain't never comin back mothafuckas,
Stayin in this bar for life.
Don't give me any sense of enjoyment,
'Least won't have to deal with life.

Corporate party,
Oilers game,
Barbacks and the owner know my name.
Feelin like a cigarette, don't wanna brave the cold,
Ordering round three of the same.

Coors light,
Jamo,
Buybacks every second drink,
Dude in a sweater vest slobberin' like retard,
Fucker's BO really stinks.

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