"I'm going to get beer with F who wore red lipstick to impress the new CEO but instead succeeded in having an overweight aging Hasid tell her he likes Asian girls before asking if she wants to go eat French food." - R
"Used to have a shotgun under my desk, now all I have is this cockroach." - V
"Look, another fake million dollar transaction. Guess we're all going to jail." - M
A: You Hasidic Jews are all racist.
E: We're not racist, we're just scared of black people.
A: Why are you scared of black people?
E: Well you know how some people are scared of dogs...
"Used to have a shotgun under my desk, now all I have is this cockroach." - V
"Look, another fake million dollar transaction. Guess we're all going to jail." - M
A: You Hasidic Jews are all racist.
E: We're not racist, we're just scared of black people.
A: Why are you scared of black people?
E: Well you know how some people are scared of dogs...
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