XO - Chi Omega - is a women's fraternity, much how Bruce Jenner is a female man. It doesn't have to make sense.
Dogface to me: Are you here with anyone?
Dogface's boyfriend: No, he's the first man in your sorority.
Me: I told them I felt like a woman that day.
Dogface to boyfriend: Go get me another drink.
Grandma: I'm thirty-eight and I'm a Vice President, I know a thing or two you don't.
Me: I'm a Vice President too.
Grandma: I'm ten years older than you.
Me: No you're not.
Grandma: Why thank you.
Me: That's not what I meant.
Me: Gin, tonic and grapefruit, pint size.
Barmaid: That sounds a lot like a greyhound.
Me: Yes but I call it a shit.
Dogface to me: Are you here with anyone?
Dogface's boyfriend: No, he's the first man in your sorority.
Me: I told them I felt like a woman that day.
Dogface to boyfriend: Go get me another drink.
Grandma: I'm thirty-eight and I'm a Vice President, I know a thing or two you don't.
Me: I'm a Vice President too.
Grandma: I'm ten years older than you.
Me: No you're not.
Grandma: Why thank you.
Me: That's not what I meant.
Me: Gin, tonic and grapefruit, pint size.
Barmaid: That sounds a lot like a greyhound.
Me: Yes but I call it a shit.
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