So basically here's a random collection of things that happen to night-time barmaids that go home after work:
Edil: well, once i fell asleep on the subway and woke up in a bus in coney island
Tanya: i once overslept my stop, this mexican dude wakes me up and i just starting yelling at him in russian "i just wanna go home, i just wanna go home and sleep"
Tanya: once i woke up in the middle of the night at home and screamed "i just wanna go home to see my momma, i wanna go to minsk" then immediately passed out
Anya: once i got on a subway and the dude in front of me had a horribly deformed face, but when i was getting up to exit at my stop his face was back to normal
Anya: once i woke up in the middle of the night and told my bf "i need you to get a bottle of wine for me for a customer?" and he goes "baby, you arent at work, you are home" and i yell "get me goddamn bottle of wine, i AM at work"
Edil: well, once i fell asleep on the subway and woke up in a bus in coney island
Tanya: i once overslept my stop, this mexican dude wakes me up and i just starting yelling at him in russian "i just wanna go home, i just wanna go home and sleep"
Tanya: once i woke up in the middle of the night at home and screamed "i just wanna go home to see my momma, i wanna go to minsk" then immediately passed out
Anya: once i got on a subway and the dude in front of me had a horribly deformed face, but when i was getting up to exit at my stop his face was back to normal
Anya: once i woke up in the middle of the night and told my bf "i need you to get a bottle of wine for me for a customer?" and he goes "baby, you arent at work, you are home" and i yell "get me goddamn bottle of wine, i AM at work"
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