Bird Harasser

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dude
speaking of pidgeons
i found my backup job
if i ever get fired
here's what i'll do

in dallas there's a bird problem - first off there's something like gang warfare between the pidgeons and these tiny crow-looking things that walk on thin tallish feet and have nails on their toes that clink no matter what surface they're walking over

there will be a flock of pidgeons just sitting in a parking lot pecking at nothing as usual and these crow things will fly into the middle of the flock and start harassing and chasing them
but the pidgeons usually attack by flanking the crow things

every day i walk to work and i cut through a large parking lot that's mostly empty this early in the morning
and i see this shit
sometimes there are so many birds i just walk around
i mean if walk through them a bunch will lift off and probably shit all over me
speaking of which i often walk around trees surrounding the parking lot
instead of shadows they just have a giant white spot beneath the branches
it's dangerous shit

anyway back to the job
i started laughing the first time i saw this
but the city of dallas hires bird harassers
it's no joke
these clowns drive around in cars, find trees with birds in them, and shine projector lights and honk air horns at them
when the birds get fed up with this and migrate to the next tree the harasser drive a couple feet and does it again

now tell me: how awesome would it be to have that on your resume