January 11, 2012

Dinner Plans

Tull recommends...

Agree to meet them for a dinner, pre-game at Penguin, arrive somewhat hammerred, when given a dinner menu, yell "HFAs don't eat, give me a goddamn vodka menu", order a bottle of vodka, decline to share with the rest of the people at the table, pound it, and when done say "I typically drink more, but I decided to leave a good impression."

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