June 24, 2015

Meg Story

So last night, after we had a few shots, Money took Meg for a walk. Once she took a shit, he bagged it and threw it at Lenny.

This is probably the first time I didn't mean the real shit when I said "shit."

I bet him 100 bucks to do that which he returned. So I promptly shoved it inside of Meg's mouth as she supplied the goods. Now I have a bunch of chewed through bills.

We left shitfaced Zoran somewhere on the UES in the company of a Mike Tyson-looking 49 year old dude. I wonder if he is still alive.

Given that Zoran got banned from all neighborhood bars that have a pool table, we had to venture out.

-HFA

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