Overheard at PDill's

"Last night I had a dream that I was rich and I was flying. Do you know how I knew it was a dream? I woke up in my bed and I was poor."

"We are going to the future now! Did you know that there is Italian doctor, he is in Italy now, he's going to do a head transplant."

"Brain or completely the head?"

"Head! I don't know about brain though"