Zoran Night

On a night, cold and dreary;

In front - a drink, inside - a cherry;

Line for pool the length of Zoran's hair,

I shall write a story, but to be fair:

Lately I find myself bemused

By the way Zoran is confused

"Carpet? Cat? Vampire?

Perhaps I should change my attire." 

Cue ball, black ball, green ball,

I'll shoot that way, get you all. 

You, yes you, the female face,

You don't belong in this place!

... Now let me get my sandwich. 

Zoran

-- noun, verb (used with or without object), Zoran'ing, Zoran'ed

Stop being such a Zoran - stop consuming all the alcohol in the vicinity and hogging wifi

I'll go all Zoran on you - I will suspend you from the ceiling, then watch you bleed out on a white carpet

I got so Zoran'ed last night - I drank two bottles of vodka, got into a fight will all the staff at a bar, slammed my head against the pavement, got escorted to and subsequently escaped from ER

You shoot pool like a Zoran - refrain from directing your pool balls at innocent bystanders

You smell like a Zoran - you smell like you rolled around in panda feces since 2010

A Zoran conversation - a conversation in which one discusses a particular girl's lips, then informs her she does not belong in the establishment

Back in the Zoran times - back when vampires ruled the earth in 1400s..

Zoran chuckle - a cough of a cancer patient who should have been six feet under years ago

You must be a Zoran around here - you got banned from three establishments, today, and are working on your forth 

Nice Zoran haircut! - you just shed 5 pounds of hair but you can still make a few dozen more cancer patients look a lot less like skinheads